New photographer on the block

[harmonyhex]

After a slight delay, my camera is on the way! So that means that Harmony Hex is now a photographer!

As from tomorrow I'm looking for new models to work with me on a TFP / TFCD / TFTO (time for tossing off) basis.

I will come out with plenty of off-hand smutty remarks, sweat profusley, try to use as many obscene words for "ladybits" as possible and smell of stale odours throughout the shoot - which will be at my rats nest errmm I mean house.

I will then send the substandard blurry uneditted images from the shoot on a scratched cd that could only really be used as a coaster to you within 6 - 10 weeks of the shoot, after having a wank over all of the pussy shots I got.

Any takers?

[Sam Slater]

I'll get my cock out for a fiver + travel.....oh, and a few sandwiches on set. No beef or pork though.......and watercress instead of lettuce - it's better for you.

[harmonyhex]

The stories I could tell hee hee I probably shouldn't go into it too much though. It might give you nightmares!!