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Hello cyberchums
I'm probably a little outside your terms of reference, being stuck on top of a large piece of steppe in central Asia that may or may not have oil underneath it. Nevertheless my American bosses want to keep me here until we strike paydirt or else ruin their cashflow so badly that they have to invite Arthur Andersen to audit the accounts. In the meantime we are fed a diet of wholesome all-American nonsense like Ally Beal and occasional pornflicks in which the women have melons for tits, complete with livid scares underneath. Malik, my Kazakh buddy, says that if he sees another of these Vivid productions he will have to slaughter one of the family goats in atonement. It's that serious. So, friends, tell me where to go, and what I should buy on my next trip back to the "civilised" West. My big Siberian friend Spartak says that he doesn't want to see anything with Miss Barry in it, and I agree with him. I always agree with Spartak, but this time I saw some pictures of Miss Barry in " The Star" and I really agree with him. As I said before you have carte blanche. Give me some names, some ideas. I'm a BGAFD virgin. Ciao Dombo

Try any Ben Dover title: if you don't like the sex, at least you'll be amused at the tomfoolery.
And Fuck Fest 2000: First Time British Babes is one of the best of the recent crop.
And Cathy's stuff has lots of other nice girlies in them......

You have not been indulging in the local opium poppy crop by any chance?

Tell your mate Spartak he is wrong about Cathy. But then you lot must get a bit mental stuck out there with only the occasional mountain goat for company.

WHAT A WANKER CATHY HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASIA IS THE BEST PLACE 4 U

well said magoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry we dont do goat movies

Hi Phil
You're obviously a bright chap, so you'll understand if I made a mistake about the particular paper that Miss Barry has been in. "WOT, NOT THE STAR ? " Must have been one of the other quality redtops that begin with "S".
As for the rest of you, thanks for the suggestions. Spartak's still chuckling at Ben Dover and that's only his name, not his strange penis.
Cathy, please don't think that I was having a go at you. Being so popular you were an easy target. I've just seen your masterpiece Cathula and enjoyed it hugely, as did Malik who strangely has retired to the herd of goats. We don't see him for days at a time.
I'm expecting another pack soon, full of Britporn goodies. In the meantime it's back to Mongol Scrabble.
The best of health
Tamurlaine