" Going Out"

[fudgeflaps]

I do this regularly.

It can be overrated.

The amount of times I "go out" diminishes with increasing age as "student" days are a thing of the past and "friends" "settle down".

[Trumpton]

I have a phobia about this.

[diplodocus]

been 'out'

had a meal - nice

went to pub - mmmm beer

played pool - won but played shit, hmmm mixed emotions

went back to a mates house - took piss out of brother for nearly being 30

played poker - lost, bummer

drank some booze - mmm vino

talked bollox - took piss out of brother again

called taxi - bloody waiting

home - fukin bgafd forum, why!

bed - top nite

[colonel]

Proof that Wazzakins has to resort to answering himself.

[Deuce Bigolo]

remember to check for the abscence of any crown jewels before committing

[colonel]

Wazza, I believe, lives in a tenement in Glesga. With his luck, he spends all winter and weekdays working in a school out in the countryside- but then has to spend his summers in his hot, friendless flat, with his Mum; and Mr. McTavish, their hard-drinking lodger and painter and decorator.

Wazza's friends are Jim and Kenny, who he meets in the local bar. Apart from this site, he justs drinks heavy after pint of heavy. Every day in July was spent taking the walk to the bar for 1pm and then being carried home by Kenny and Marie, the busty blonde barmaid at 2am. Wazza fucked Marie on the bar's trip to Dunoon at Easter 1998. He has not has sex since.