Magoo's Lawer speaks..

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Lizard
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Magoo's Lawer speaks..

Post by Lizard »

I am representing my client against slander, he has been called a cunt, a dick and many other things, all of them are true, but I need the money so see you in court, your fucking toast, so get your assests sold in preperation for compensation to my client.

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jj
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Re: Magoo's Lawer speaks..

Post by jj »

See Regina vs. Vagina, 1822.
In this landmark ruling the Court decided that if any reptile, as defined by
The Right Dishonourable M.r Justice Sneezebleeder in the 1742 statute
"Lacertians and their role in modern Forensic practice" as represented the
then plaintiff, said reptile was to be taken outside the court environs and
thoroughly beaten-up a treat.

"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
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