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Magoo's Lawer speaks..
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:25 pm
by Lizard
I am representing my client against slander, he has been called a cunt, a dick and many other things, all of them are true, but I need the money so see you in court, your fucking toast, so get your assests sold in preperation for compensation to my client.
Re: Magoo's Lawer speaks..
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:25 pm
by jj
See Regina vs. Vagina, 1822.
In this landmark ruling the Court decided that if any reptile, as defined by
The Right Dishonourable M.r Justice Sneezebleeder in the 1742 statute
"Lacertians and their role in modern Forensic practice" as represented the
then plaintiff, said reptile was to be taken outside the court environs and
thoroughly beaten-up a treat.