THE EARTH IS GOING TO COLLIDE WITH MARS!!

[Trumpton]

That's caught your attention.

RSVP.















Btw, err no it's not - just a jokey wokey. !laugh!

[Trumpton]

Oh no magoo - don't go, you've been the only one here all evening.


Wossy had fuckface Wogan on his show, so you won't be missing anything.

[Trumpton]

Of all the cunts on TV, fucking Wogan is the worst! I fucking well hate that shitload of rancid cunts piled on top of each other which is know as Wogan!

!furious! !furious! !furious!

[Pervert]

Did you see Have I Got News For You? Apparently the Beeb got a number of complaints that Tel's trousers were too tight when he presented Points Of View and little Tel was clearly straining at the material.

[Pervert]

It just made me nauseous. Thankfully, they showed a clip a while later of Branson ripping his arse down the side of a hotel while being dropped on a harness, so that cheered me up.

[Trumpton]

Tel as in Telstar?

[Pervert]

Tel as in Sir (honorary) Terence Rugwear Wogan.