Jordan's tits

[jj]

NASA has just reported that the latest Shuttle mission has found definite
evidence of a small-but-flourishing microbial community on Ms Prices's left
hemisphere. Attempts at communication have been made but so far the only
response has been a muted 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' on about 593
MHz, which the analysts believe is either muffled background radiation
from Peter Andre's jockey-shorts or the remnants of an extinct neutron-star
in NGC2497.

[Pervert]

That's more like it. Clever, funny, and entertaining.

[jj]

Oh... fuck off.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Clever, funny, and entertaining.[/quote]

Even jj thinks that's bollocks Carac!

[jj]

Yep.
Funny, though?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Journey to the centre of jordans brain,otherwise known as the abyss

[Trumpton]

Can there ever have been a more overrated, over publicised, over done, over the top model than Price?

[Marino]

Maybe so, but I'd still fuck her till my head caved in.

[Lizard]

Me too, who needs a head anyway..

[Trumpton]

She's looking more and more like that German pornstar Dolly Buster.