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NASA has just reported that the latest Shuttle mission has found definite
evidence of a small-but-flourishing microbial community on Ms Prices's left
hemisphere. Attempts at communication have been made but so far the only
response has been a muted 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' on about 593
MHz, which the analysts believe is either muffled background radiation
from Peter Andre's jockey-shorts or the remnants of an extinct neutron-star
in NGC2497.

That's more like it. Clever, funny, and entertaining.

Oh... fuck off.

[quote]Clever, funny, and entertaining.[/quote]

Even jj thinks that's bollocks Carac!

Yep.
Funny, though?

Journey to the centre of jordans brain,otherwise known as the abyss

Can there ever have been a more overrated, over publicised, over done, over the top model than Price?

Maybe so, but I'd still fuck her till my head caved in.

Me too, who needs a head anyway..

She's looking more and more like that German pornstar Dolly Buster.