Are you a certified asshole?

[fudgeflaps]

The Asshole Self-Rating Exam (ARSE):

[Sam Slater]

Score: 7 (borderline arse)

Pretty fair.

[fudgeflaps]

moi: 6. How's tricks?

[Sam Slater]

6? You beat me by one, you fucking arsehole! !laugh!

I'm fine fudgey, just keeping an eye on the fantasy footy, not doing too well I'm afraid, although Tevez is helping me out.

[fudgeflaps]

Yeah, same here, Man City dire and the Man U-Boro clean sheet has been scuppered.

It's not gonna be a great one. Missed out on a ticket for Celtic-Motherwell, but the bhoys aren't playing too hot!!

So I'm 'watching' the results on t'net.

Should have put a few lines on today.

[Pervert]

Six and borderline.

[fudgeflaps]

6-0. Chelsea sre back. they'll easily be top 4.

[fudgeflaps]

Same here, Carac.

We're pretty sound guys, it must be said.

Let's have a mutual-appreciation back-slapping session!!

[Sam Slater]

I wouldn't trust anybody who got lower than five. You'd have to be some sort of angelic pacifist........or a fucking liar!

[fudgeflaps]

Yeah, sub 5 may not be an asshole, but it is probably a simmering psycho.