Help!!
I've got this problem. Whenever I'm out and about my trousers keep on slipping off me. It's as if they WANT to fall down! I tried all sorts of belts and braces but to no luck. I've even considered sticking them to my skin with parcel tape, or glue.
What can I do?
The most recent episode happened yesterday when I was waitng in the cue at the chippy, and standing behind a couple of WPCs! Fortunately they didn't suspect anything was out of order as I held my keks up with one hand.
I don't know how long my luck will hold out.