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My trousers keep wanting to fall down!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:33 pm
by Trumpton
Help!!

I've got this problem. Whenever I'm out and about my trousers keep on slipping off me. It's as if they WANT to fall down! I tried all sorts of belts and braces but to no luck. I've even considered sticking them to my skin with parcel tape, or glue.

What can I do?

The most recent episode happened yesterday when I was waitng in the cue at the chippy, and standing behind a couple of WPCs! Fortunately they didn't suspect anything was out of order as I held my keks up with one hand.

I don't know how long my luck will hold out.