Ulrika's been tupped again

[Arginald Valleywater]

Former stunner, now fanny like a wellie top Ulrika is pregnant again, to yet another father. 4 kids to 4 different fathers. What a slapper.

[Deuce Bigolo]

4 lots of alimony then?

[Officer Dibble]

That's pretty much the way these days - most, if not all, female role models seem to be obnoxious slappas - e.g. Jordan, Britney, Paris, Jodie, Jade, etc. Little wonder then that the flower of British womanhood is so unremittingly chavy these days.

What?s Ulrika famous for anyway, apart from being blonde?





Officer Dibble

[steve56]

lol.

[toyboyfilms]

4 kids by 4 different fathers, she should change her name to Carol Jackson!

He boobies must be well droopy by now too

[Robches]

I always do her up the arse. Safer than way. Tighter too.

[Trumpton]

Officer Dibble wrote:

> That's pretty much the way these days - most, if not all,
> female role models seem to be obnoxious slappas - e.g. Jordan,
> Britney, Paris, Jodie, Jade, etc. Little wonder then that the
> flower of British womanhood is so unremittingly chavy these
> days.

If we are going to condemn these females, then equally we should castigate the males who impregnant them - they are also guilty of obnoxious behaviour.

> What?s Ulrika famous for anyway, apart from being blonde?

Smeg knows!