A man and his bike

[eroticartist]

A man was placed on the sex offenders register for having sex with a bike!
A bike is not a person with whom one can have sex but an inanimate object which one could use for masturbation.

Two cleaners invaded the man's privacy by entering his bedroom with a master key and said that they were shocked.

This man is a lone masturbator who has committed no offence and who does not pose a danger to the public.

The law is an ass!

What do you think?

Mike Freeman.

[Lizard]

I personally have never had sex with a Raliegh, however I have been fucked by one when I fell off. It,s so bizzare, does this mean you cant shag a Dyson? cos that would just be crazy, I mean there,s some fit ones out there.

[The Last Word]

Did he do this often? It doesn't sound healthy. Perhaps a shrink could help him break the chain.

[Lizard]

His mistake was to not remove the person on it at the time.

[Sam Slater]

He certainly slammed on the brakes when the maids caught him!

[Lizard]

I once went out with a BMX.

[Sam Slater]

I had a BMX for xmas once. It got nicked on boxing day. I'm scarred for life.

Raleigh Burner.

[Lizard]

I feel your pain brother.

[Sam Slater]

It was raining all day xmas day, and my Mum just let me sit on it in the kitchen. Wen't to my aunts the next day, came back and it was gone. I never got to ride it and my parents couldn't afford another.

I was 6. It wasn't long after that I started killing cats with lighter fuel.

[Lizard]

I know what you mean man, er stay around for a while will you...
































(Liz furiously dialling the r.s.p.c.a and samaritans)