Lizards Undies

[Lizard]

No! But I have painted pictures of Runcorn Bridge on Ladies vagina,s, guilty as charged.
Can you sort that Lara Latex out, she doesn,t know if she,s from Middlesex of Manchester, she,s a rum one she is. (is she a bit slow maggs?)

[laralatex]

cheeky fucker! I think you're hard of hearing, it's the
twickenham twang not a manc accent. how dare you tar me with such a brush! i'm falling out of love with reptiles rather rapidly now....unless the manc accent gives you a hard on, on which I can chuck football boots at your head all day if you like!

[Lizard]

"i'm falling out of love with reptiles rather rapidly now...."

You didn,t say that last night when you were polishing me scales with cillit bang, ya rum turkey.

[laralatex]

CILLIT BANG! there's no need to shout you know, i can hear you perfectly well!