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No! But I have painted pictures of Runcorn Bridge on Ladies vagina,s, guilty as charged.
Can you sort that Lara Latex out, she doesn,t know if she,s from Middlesex of Manchester, she,s a rum one she is. (is she a bit slow maggs?)

cheeky fucker! I think you're hard of hearing, it's the
twickenham twang not a manc accent. how dare you tar me with such a brush! i'm falling out of love with reptiles rather rapidly now....unless the manc accent gives you a hard on, on which I can chuck football boots at your head all day if you like!

"i'm falling out of love with reptiles rather rapidly now...."

You didn,t say that last night when you were polishing me scales with cillit bang, ya rum turkey.

CILLIT BANG! there's no need to shout you know, i can hear you perfectly well!