Horrendous wounds healing in no time in films

[The Last Word]

As a medium it's not exactly reknowned for its obedience to physical or medical factual correctness.

Die Hard with a Poorly Toe?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Acting has its advantages

I hear all the sex scenes in Hollywood don't require any condoms
now wouldn't that be wonderful in REAL LIFE

[Lizard]

I was once in a horrendous car crash, broke both legs and fractured my skull, jaw broken, ruptured spleen, and my heart stopped twice.
5 hours later, I went for me breakfast in Manchester, (i'd been fucking dreaming)

Hope this helps.

[Deuce Bigolo]

You've upgraded from the rickshaw then liz?

[laralatex]

!bow!

don't forget sequels: poorly toes 2,3,4 etc

And the final - Die Hard with A Sprained Ankle!

[Lizard]

Yep! I now have a 16 valve rikky, GTI. 400 blp (Brake lizard power)

[spider]

Did anyone see that crap film "Payback" with Mel Gibson?

Thinking about it, it was as good as any film gets with Mel Gibson in it.

In that film the "villains" got hold of Mel and went to work on his feet with a lump-hammer.

Five minutes later he's hobbling around as if he had just stepped on a drawing pin.

What a pile of S*IT that film was.