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[Sam Slater]

Can you assess some of the forumites here for any likely disorders?

Fudgeflaps, and Wazza are the ones I think you'll find most interesting.

Fudgey seems to stay away from the forums for a week, and then posts manically for a few hours, like a 7 year old who's had a few RedBulls at a party.

Wazza has had an obsession with himself for 18 months, but it has gradually faded since he's become acquainted with someone of the fairer sex.

[fudgeflaps]

You've got me so right, Sammy....... !wink!

I work on the rigs, so you willnae see me for a few weeks at a time..... then i go mad on the weekend I'm back!!

How's your fine self anyhoo?

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> I work on the rigs,

Do you mean Oil Rigs - the ones in the North Sea?

[Sam Slater]

*groans* You've spoilt all the excitement now! I so wanted it to be an interesting personality disorder !laugh!

Apart from the beginnings of a ominus slide down the fantasy league, I'm fine thanks mate, what about your good self? Not on the rigs for Christmas I hope.

[fudgeflaps]

Nah, mate, I'm ad-hoc so really flexible! Booked this month off....... it is soo draining. I'll go back to doing my thang onshore in the New Year.

I'm reasonably grand, should be a good month- don't talk to me about Fantasy Football slides, I'm apathetically miffed.

If you want me to have a personality disorder, I could invent one though, keep you going for a bit! !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

yeah, buddy, do the science out there! Can't say I enjoy it too much, tho! I'll evaluate things in the New Year.

[fudgeflaps]

HFPD, high-fee personality disorder, a sub-branch of narcissim and self delusion!! !wink!

[Trumpton]

You weren't caught up in that fire they had on that rig the other week?

[Sam Slater]

Talking of narcissim - I know a story about that.