jimslip and alastair darling bullshit

[Lizard]

Just to clear things up for the top porn geezer

This IS Jim.
[img]http://www.jimslip.com/t/image/q/midi/p ... /image.jpg[/img]

This is Alastair.
[img]http://www.jimslip.com/t/image/q/midi/p ... /image.jpg[/img]

Hope this clears things up.

[colonel]

Is the woman the head of the Northern Rock? Or has Branson had major plastic surgery? Either way- all is explained!

[fudgeflaps]

Colonel, do you rate Alistair, darling?

[colonel]

I'm not your darling, fudgeflaps.

BTW- how did Jim get his suit dry cleaned later?

[fudgeflaps]

Alistair, Darling (yooooohooooo!!cooooeeeee, ooh, ark at 'er) the politician, though- has a tighfisted approach on entering his favouite arena and of suspect sexuality. Overly frugal, and bit of a tightarse to boot; good for the puddlejumper pink vote, and frequently gives affected walking tuition by talking total unadulterated Mince. Will try to ducky an issue at times, and don't expect him to shout "i'm free" when invoicing the walking tuition lessons.

If he is in a mood where he won't mince his words, some glazed, compressed packed fudge will lighten his demeanour.

[fudgeflaps]

You simply can't dispute the fact that you are a freewheelin' charismatic media darling to all of us here on OT.