olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell's mental illness.

[stripeysydney]

Well folks, you decide, answers please. The wackier the better.

[Sam Slater]

Obsessive over obsessives, and he feels that to manically talk of compulsives, in a depressive way, is compulsory.

Comprende?

[Pervert]

A severe case of psychiatrist envy, with some obsessive symptoms, and a soupcon of needing to analyse everything and everyone.

Too many labels these days. Once upon a time, you could have got away with an all-encompassing, "Nutter." Now, you have to specify the genus of nut.

[Sam Slater]

I asked him to study a few regulars on here.....for a bit of a laugh. He refused.

I was looking forard to him unravelling yours, Fudgey's, Jaques' and Wazza's minds. Such a pity. !happy!

[Pervert]

My case study is in the Puffin Book of Psychoanalysis, for the under fives.

Aren't you worried he might choose you to dissect?

[colonel]

Is he inbred with WZR? Might explain a lot.

[Sam Slater]

No one can tell you more about yourself than a stranger.

I have a really good quote -from Socretes, I'm sure- about something similar and it escapes me. I hate that.

[Pervert]

Probably true. Strangers have no preconceived thoughts on the subject and will call it as they see it.

[Sam Slater]

What did the Buddist say to the hot-dog vendor?

'Make me one with everything.'

What did the vendor say when the Buddist asked for his change?

'Change comes from within.'


Sorry.

[Pervert]

!laugh!