Patrons of 'The Unbelievable Truth'

[fudgeflaps]

I had a mad wee half-hour and put some new doodles up for you to either pity or enjoy.

I thought the wee mite needed some water, he seemed to be drying up. !wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Soon to be on display in OSLO

Heres 5p for your efforts because your worth it

[fudgeflaps]

.............and with your 5p I'll secure the contract for all Scandanavia and South-West Hungary.

1% of all profit will be converted to Aussie cents/dollars (or any other agreed denomination, beer, lesbians etc) in acknowledgement of your contribution, and for rightly pointing out that I AM, indeed, just sooooo unbelievably worth it.

Deuce. Buttsie.

Thank you, comrade.

[Deuce Bigolo]

It was the least I do for such a nobel cause

You can re-invest the profits as I am a non for proft tax haven writeoff entity

[fudgeflaps]

................but I got you an offshore account just off the coast of Bali.......... or is that Borneo?

It's quite near the North-East of Oz.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Wrong & wrong but as your a soon to become world renowned artiste we forgive your geographical shortcomings

Its Brunei,why else do you think its ruled by a billionaire sultan

[fudgeflaps]

If he was financially in Dire Staits, would he be a Sultan of Swing?

!hmmm!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I leave such BIG questions to the historians

They say his karoake is best kept inhouse behind the shower curtain

On that note its time to pull out of this kamikaze nose dive before it reaches the gutter;-)