Elf outfits. Wrong?

[fudgeflaps]

Posh meals and pixie outfits?

Very bad for your general 'elf.

Make sure she has a medical.

[fudgeflaps]

So, as part of a fair deal as part of an equal, loving, fair relationship, what are you going as? Harvey Keitel?

[Pervert]

I was just wondering why you were trying to look like me.

[fudgeflaps]

Hero worship? !happy!

I thought he was going for the 'Bad Santa' look to accompany one of his elves to a hearty meal.

[Pervert]

If it was a homage, he'd also have to age a few years !oldie!