OT Awards fun for New Year?

[fudgeflaps]

I tried to keep the categories nice and trimmed down, and even then, each category is entirely optional as this isn't the most scientific voting ever.

The fun's in voting and seeing what other people put, so no need to take it overly seriously - mess around, add your own categories, whatever.

Someone might even count the votes up at the end.



CATEGORIES

Feud of the year
Most gratuitously offensive forumite
Sock* of the year
Fanboy/ Troll of the Year
Worst poster

[*Sock = Established poster posting under a (he would hope] secret identity.

Funniest forumite
Best newcomer
Most obviously erect whilst posting
Best poster nobody noticed
Fastest ban
Best moment
Mod of the year
Thread of the year
Forumite of the year

Lifetime achievement award
EG Hall of fame 2007 inductee

All a wee bit of fun over the festive period: Merry Christmas and a fruitful, prosperous New Year to you all!!

!xmas! !oldie! !xmas!

Take care,

ff.

[fudgeflaps]

I'll have a go, from memory- not much archive searches here!! !wink!

Feud of the year: WZR vs Admin & Killergram;
Most gratuitously offensive forumite: Magoo (pissed up);
Sock* of the year: Giles/ Rasputin;
Fanboy/ Troll of the Year: Super Randy 2;
Worst poster: hj222;

[*Sock = Established poster posting under a (he would hope] secret identity.

Funniest forumite: Jacques/ Lizard;
Best newcomer: Shelley Louise/ LaraLatex/ Harmony Hex;
Most obviously erect whilst posting: chrisd;
Semi-erect poster: Trumpton talking about childhood sweeties;
Best poster nobody noticed: The Brutal Truth;
Fastest ban: raj;
Gentleman and scholar: Beeston/ Sam Slater;
Best moment: SpankeyMonkey's night of insane Babecast bumpage/ 'man in a moustache';
Mod of the year: Woodgnome, for being on Fantasy Footie too;
Thread of the year: a few! erm.... 'Stuntcock available for Pop-Shots'..........& 'Looking For Adult Work', lol;
Forumite of the year: (Papa, !laugh!) Caractacus, calming us down when we get flighty and voice of reason;

Lifetime achievement award: Mike Freeman, eroticartist- for THAT book;
OT Hall of fame 2007 inductee: steve56, 10,000+ posts.


Your shot!!!

[fudgeflaps]

Thread of the year: a few! erm.... 'Stuntcock available for Pop-Shots'..........& 'Looking For Adult Work', lol;


HOW COULD I FORGET??!!! !tears!

2,000-strong keepie-uppie!!!!

[Sam Slater]

Feud of the year = OT v Killagram
Sock* of the year = Keith Rasputin/Giles
Fanboy/ Troll of the Year = Super Randy II
Worst poster = Raj

Funniest forumite = Lizard
Best newcomer = Trumpton
Most obviously erect whilst posting = ChrisD
Fastest ban = Raj
Thread of the year = TBT's 2000+ monster thread
Forumite of the year = WZR

Lifetime Achievement Award = Caractacus

My additions:

Whacky Racers Award = Mike Freeman
Reserection of Jesus Award = Officer Dibble
Huffing Mentalist Award = Jacques/Fudgey (shared award)
Still in the Closet Award = Mutcho_Matcho_Man

[Lex Luger]

I don't really follow these forums much. But I'd vote for Sam Slater, Lizard and Warren Zevon Rip as joint posters of the year.

[Deuce Bigolo]

As i can see I'm not going to beat any of the 'chosen people'
i'd like to nominate myself for

most posts with a non-response

Its not easy picking topics that will be ignored by all & sundry but I've found with a certain amount of effort put into the phrasing of a header it is possible

[Sam Slater]

I could say the same thing about myself.

A topic I'm really interested in discussing gets zero response, while a silly 'off the cuff' thread gets 50 responses in half an hour...........typical!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Its easier to respond to general headers

I'll go you halves for the award ....thats 2 pieces of haslet for you and 2 for me

[Sam Slater]

Oooh haslet.....only another 453 slices to go for Trumpy!