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A guy joined the army, and during his induction, the Seargent was explaining that everything in the army is done by numbers, and gave this example of going for a piss.
Number 1 - unzip fly
number 2 - remove penis
number 3 - pull back foreskin
number 4 - piss
number 5 - push back foreskin
number 6 - replace penis
number 7 - zip fly

A short while later the Seargent was passing the latrines when he heard one of the new recruits saying 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 - 3 - 5 ..............

I manage 1-4 -6 and the rest is just a memory !love!

planeterotica wrote:

> I manage 1-4 -6 and the rest is just a memory !love!
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planeterotica wrote: That should be 1-4-7 its the Whisky !love!

you might want to replace those zippers with Velcro unless you like your hotdog with the skin removed

Few good jokes, just the odd off the cuff remark.