Major football shock

[Pervert]

Clean-living nice guy footballer arrested. I wonder if his alleged victim is of ethnic stock.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Maybe C but it could easily be the other way as well

It doesn't sound like the bowyer incident but then maybe its been under reported



The England midfielder was one of three people arrested
Newcastle and England midfielder Joey Barton has been charged with assault.
The footballer was arrested along with Andrew Barton, 19, and 27-year-old Nadine Wilson on Church Street in Liverpool city centre on Thursday.

Joey Barton and Ms Wilson are charged with common assault and affray. Andrew Barton is charged with affray and assault occasioning actual body harm.

Ms Wilson, of Huyton, and Andrew Barton, from Widnes, have both been bailed. The player remains in custody.

All three are due to appear at Liverpool City Magistrates Court on Friday

[Pervert]

The reason I drew attention to it is that Barton has got previous. Nasty, nasty piece of work.

[Deuce Bigolo]

He looks the type,short fuse,lives in cave,eats raw meat

[Sam Slater]

Who'd have thought it? He looks such a sweet lad!

[Pervert]

How's it going, guys?

[Sam Slater]

I'm good Carac -apart from a recently developing cold- how's your good self?

You still hammering Oblivion?

[Pervert]

Haedly hammering. I started again and am trying to do things properly

Yeah, well, thanks. Sorry to hear about the cold.

[Sam Slater]

I've not played for a while due to my old motherboards chipset overheating in games, but I've spanking new PC to get me going with Oblivion again; and due to this cold, it looks like I'll have plenty of indoor time to play it!

[Pervert]

I bet you'll play it at higher than woose level.