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Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:53 am
by colonel
Or will colonic irrigation be required?
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:58 am
by Jacques
As long as it's not a Cleveland Steamer
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:24 pm
by Trumpton
colonel wrote:
> Or will colonic irrigation be required?
No need. All my poo has escaped and is now probably floating somewhere in the North Atlantic by now.
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:28 pm
by Jacques
Or at Molineux this afternoon .... !swear!
How we won I have no idea.
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:37 pm
by Sam Slater
I hope it never drifts over any busy shipping lanes, Trumpy. Collision with an oil tanker would be catastrophic for the coastlines of northern Ireland.
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:40 pm
by Trumpton
Sam Slater wrote:
> I hope it never drifts over any busy shipping lanes, Trumpy.
> Collision with an oil tanker would be catastrophic for the
> coastlines of northern Ireland.
I got in contact with the Coast Guard and they said it moved north by north west at about 7 knots and was last seen heading towards Iceland. (not the shop).
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:47 pm
by Sam Slater
It will do doubt freeze, get covered in ice and follow the main atlantic currents past Iceland and Greenland, then follow the Eastern Canadian/American coast past New England and New York, down into the Carrabean, where it will melt and everyone in Cuba will be asking to eachother, 'Have you farted?'
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:59 pm
by Trumpton
!laugh!
No seriously though, I feel much better today after my ploppy excursion last evening - ahhh, that's a relief off my sphincter.
Re: Has Trumpton pooed again?
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:27 pm
by colonel
A Shit supporter then? !wink!