Dare you shit like Trumpton?

[colonel]

Dare you? DARE YOU ?

[Trumpton]

Colonel old chap, you seem to take great interest in my bowel movements. If you're really really, I mean really interested, I can provide you with a daily spreadsheet which contains all the details you'll ever need.

[Pervert]

I thought the spreadsheet was to catch the residue?

[Trumpton]

No, I have a special in-box for that.