Androdgenous People.

[Trumpton]

There are some strange folk about. Today at work we had a new clerical worker start. I was introduced by my boss to this person and it took me some considerable time to ascertain whether the individual standing in front of me was female or male. What made the situation worse was that the aforementioned person had an unisex name - Lesley, or Leslie. Eventually I discovered that this person was a female.

I was almost overcome with this peculiar feeling of wanting to stare at Les, and "she" wants to be known as, knowing it was wrong. I did have to struggle manfully to prevent my gaze wondering over to where "she" was working. Stop looking I kept saying to myself otherwise "she" will notice and become annoyed.

[Pervert]

She, for her part, was probably freaked out at the gorilla smelling of poo constantly staring at her.

[colonel]

You should have taken your hat off and politely offered to fuck said Les up it's shitter.

Faux pas averted!

[Trumpton]

Ah, right. You might have something there Carac !laugh!

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> You should have taken your hat off and politely offered to fuck
> said Les up it's shitter.

That would be definitely the last and desperate action I would ever take.

[colonel]

The stench of poo would be horrific.

But Les would have to get used to it.

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> The stench of poo would be horrific.

My keeper keeps my gage clean every day and once I've done a poo he's in there like a shot with a mop and bucket to clear it up.

[Sam Slater]

In what way was you staring at this woman, Trumpy? In curiosity, lust or fear?

Whichever you pick, we will take a look from her point of view - now:

If you're looking at her out of curiosity, you will definitely come across as a little retarded, and you're only in the job because of some government programme.

If you're looking at her with lust, you will most definitely be talked about as a potential rapist....and maybe even a secret 'kiddie-fiddler'.

Looking at her with a hint of fear and she'll think you're a psychopath that's fantasising on killing her, you've just not been caught yet.

Which is it to be?

[Trumpton]

I was definitely not looking at her with lust. No, I didn't fear her. I think it was curiosity that had me looking, but I didn't want her to catch my eye in case she thought my gaze was a signal for her to advance on me.

[Sam Slater]

Would you fuck her though, if she begged you for it?