Re Forum Getting A Bit Crapper

[magoo]

A poster said on friday that he thought the forum was getting a bit crap. He didnt use those exact words but that was his gist.

I disagreed as I thought the forum was very lively on friday. It was so good that Lizard forgot to put his kettle on, Dibble forgot to plug his latest release and slag off modern porn, Marcus forgot to call us all sick fuckers and I remained in a semi-sober state (Nevada if you were wondering).

However I was so dissapointed by the quantity and quality of posts earlier this evening that I decided to watch Londons Burning instead. And I must say it was a welcome relief from the same old questions about "has miss x done any vids?", "what is r18?" , "where can I see pics of elephants masturbating over Nadia", "why do I exist?" or worst of all "what do you mean by do a search?" and "how do I do a search?". Next question must surely be "what is a pc and why am i looking at a glass screen-How do you get Big Brother on this thing?"

I am off to watch Tractor Pulling on Eurosport its got to be better than reading posts by special needs people asking stupid things which a quick look at the database would answer.

Look I am just tired. No offence meant to anyone in particular but its so tedious reading the same fucking questions night after night.

Hugs and Kisses

Magoo (in an irritable mood)

PS If anyone dares ask if Teresa May has done h/c you will see me on the news tomorrow after a Hungerford style rampage.

[Lizard]

I couldn,t agree less with maggo you, finding I myself off wandering topic reading postless point like one this!

on I,ll kettle put, fancy cuppa a?..............

[Not so bored...]

Theres a simple answer to that for you Maggo.
Im sure theres a forum you can find in which you arent so bored.

Goodbye!

[magoo]

Lizard me old tea drinking chum, why have you altered the words in your post around. Thats just being silly. I am able to read English you strange man.

In Charlie Kettle Barbacue From up as by at things how now brown cow fully carbon over gash filler mounts grenn. Blue Nun in a power ish me ston achme dooit hytren. Bashoooomba yinga.

Erm what was in those teabags Lizard? Your cup of tea made me go all peculiar!

Your a bloody NUTTER!!!!

[Matt]

Not so bored,

Very poor on almost every level, if I may say so, sir.

Matt

[jj]

One question.
After they've 'pulled', do they have to buy the tractors dinner, or do they get straight down to it?

[jj]

.....and Yoda you are, methinks.

[jj]

Don't be so hard.....he spent all evening thinking that one up.

[inspector dribbler]

i agree with what magoo says...surely the only option is to fragment the forum. There could be a seperate id's page, questions page, retailers page etc. what do you think?

[magoo]

Hi Matt,

I was hoping you had been eaten by a crocodile or bitten by one of those Funnel Web Spiders that live in Aussie toilets.

But alas no. You return with your usual pomposity to tell me I am crap. At least I only talk shite when drunk. Some people talk shite even when sober.

All the best mate!

Give Skippy a kiss from me. And stop putting your hand in his pouch. Its perverted. Ask Rolph Harris he will put you straight. Now hes a bit odd isnt he? Old Rolph. Why cant he be called Ralph like any other bearded odd ball?

PS Have you been round to Buttsies house for tea yet Matt? I am sure he would LOVE to meet you.