My neighbour, bless her.

[Jacques]

Bless her, she's nearly seventy. But this morning it was pissing down with rain and the Postie had a parcel for me which she has just bought round. Thank god she didn't open it - our very own Ms Hex in Pump Action!!!!

But I think that's a really nice thing to do. Anyone else have neighbours like that?

[laralatex]

Yep, we live in a pensionertastic block of flats and it's heaven! They're so deaf that they can't hear jim or I shagging AND they knock on the door to check 'we're o.k' and if there's anything they can get for us from Sainsburys then just ask!!! And t he rest of the time it's so quiet. No parties, no door banging and people who send the lift back to the ground floor after they've used it.

I offered to take one of their bags of rubbish out once and they got soooooo offended. We're not dead yet luvvey!! cheeky f****rs.


Oh and once i left the car lights on (and yes we leave it unlocked too - hey whos gonna steal a cinquecento?) and they came and told us that's they'd turned the lights off- just in case we thought some one had been inside it!!!!

Told you they were a bunch of nutters in Leatherhead

[hellblazer]

Nope, my neighbour keeps himself to himself... and he's a registered sex offender.

[harmonyhex]

Hope you enjoy it Jacques. 3 scenes of me on that dvd !grin!

[Jacques]

That'll be why I bought it !grin!