fao all clever porn forumites

[barney gumble]

i would just like to ask why so many "clever" people love posting their views on so many curious things do it on a forum for porn. i have been reading this forum for a while because i love porn but i am always amazed about some of the postings, i really love the ones about semi famous people dying, it always seems to be a race who can put a link up the quickest as if anybody really gives a fuck, another favourite of mine is when people tell you the very rarely watch porn but they love some artsy foreign films with some obscure actors which they love to quote. why not tell the truth and say we are all on here because we love to see beautiful women being fucked really hard. please do not try to correct my spelling or grammar as i do not give a fuck! see you in heaven

[Deuce Bigolo]

but its not a forum for porn

Thats why they call it the off topic forum

If it weren't for this side of the overall site i would have left years ago
simply because the subject of porn is limited in what you can discuss to any degree

I've seen the same topics repeat themselves every year for 6/7 years

So while initially the porn all brought us here its not what keeps me here

[Officer Dibble]

Well, barney (love the handle) I guess it's because this particular forum is not specifically a porn forum. It's a general topics forum where intelligent people can discuss issues of weight - which usually means, but not limited to, art, politics and religion. We do frequently discuss porn - but only in relation to it's aesthetics or cultural and social significance. We did, like you, start out as horny geezers who liked seeing beautiful women fucked. But as time went by and women gradually became rather less beautiful than what we singed up for, and the general tone of the genre much more oafish and crass, I guess we just lost interest in it. Not our bag anymore.

But if you want to talk porn from a consumer?s point of view there's another forum just over the way there. But I warn you - it's oft frequented by slobbering, text-speaking, Muppets. You won't get much sense out of them.


Officer Dibble







Officius Dibblus est amplus amor deus

[Sam Slater]

We're all half intelligent and very opinionated on here, and that's what I like about it. Tbh, porn talk bores me silly. The odd new girl mat spark interest for about 5 minutes and it's true that 90% of us came across this forum in search of some bird or other.

We hung around for totally different reasons though....or at least I did.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Lucky none of the girls posts take more than a minute or 2 to read

With hypnosis that 5 minutes could be lengthened

[fudgeflaps]

I just wanted to post here to officially register myself as a clever porn forumite. !wink!

I started here checking the database for the girls who may have featured in some of my favourite movies, then discovered that not only that some of the top starlets post here (well they did in abundance a few years back) but that the OT board was informative, bantersome, interesting and, ultimately, not text-speak fanboy tit-for-tat, eg, 'Sandie Caine is better than Lolly Badcock'-type shite that other forums tend to be stuffed to the gunnels with.

I banter with some decent people, the in-jokes are good and the Fantasy Footie is a bonus- so, like Sam, I decided to hang about; additionally, for any techie help, instead of 'phoning the divvies at PC World et al, put your query out into the ether here, and you will get a quick, prompt and at most times, correct, reply- this applies to most issues, from Employment Law to other things!!

So, why hang about? We have a multi-purpose OT forum here that is a helpful tool, a common room for good debate, a place to share jokes and test your 'new material', a wee 'escape valve' to sound off, an insight into the day-to-day of a porn industrialist/ girl and a place to berate the occasional troll. What more could you ask for?? !wink!

The eejits will cry, 'eeeeew, it's a dirty porn forum full of knuckle-dragging leching pervs', but the wisened know that this is a very useful and enjoyable place indeed with many liberated, enlightened souls. Most posters have an identity in this community, and respect too: our cyber-personas 'know' each other.

I like it. !grin!

[colonel]

I like this forum- and spend more time on here than the other fora- because I can share titbits, entertain with YouTube clips, and share my progressive views on life- progressive, I'm no liberal!- with people who would otherwise get ideas from Fox, the Mail and the Express.

The trolling is now getting silly; and this forum has always been clicquey- and guess what? The liberals form the clique! But those are the only downsides on here.

[fudgeflaps]

"other fora"

!laugh! !bow! !laugh!

You UTTER jessie.

[colonel]

I'm the man, fudgey. Try to keep up !wink!

[one eyed jack]

The OT forum rocks. I like talking about porn because its what I do so i probably come off self justified all the time anyway. I make no apologies for that but I do like to tlak about other things too and these crazy kids around here always give me soemthing to natter about.

Talking about girls getting fucked hard is...well boring actually...and a bit gay talking to other blokes about it too.

Get out and get it. if you cant, ther are place you can pay for it and if thats too expensive,,,well as a good mate said onc. back home for a pot noodle and a wank.

Ok this is getting a bit gay now.