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[Sam Slater]

Where's the quote from, Wazza?

I'm not interested in lesbian fisting btw (realising that it may come across that way!)

[Pervert]

Not surprised you don't recognise it, Sammy---it's from the promo forum

[Sam Slater]

I've not even bothered going over there apart from skimming the thread titles over the past week.

Are you William Hill and me the gambler? If I get into trouble now, are you to blame for not shielding me? You know my past record on the other two forums............you should have just told me it was a pay site somewhere, and you'd forgotten the url.

Why, why, why did you have to tell me???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam Slater]

You didn't have to promise.......it's a moral obligation to a fellow human being you know has issues with people over there.

Do you know how hard it is resisting the way I am? I've physically covered up the left-hand links section so I cannot move my cursor over and click the relevent links, but the monitor screen is warm and that sticky tape won't stay stuck forever.

WHAT AM I TO DO THEN? EH? EH? EH?

[Sam Slater]

Do you know any big-name barristers around here that would fight my corner?

Someone who knows the loopholes of the legal system well enough to talk his way out of anything?

Hmmmmmmmm..................