Why I hate the fucking Guardian

[colonel]

Like most liberals- and Liberals- the Guardian believes that it knows better for the working-classes than they do for themselves.

Meet Max Gogarty. A backpacker- writing a blog for the Grauniad as he backpacks around the world. But how did he get the gig? Win a contest? Write an amusing blog to begin with? Or just be a Oxbridge bound cunt with Dad as the Guardian's travel editor? Well, guess for yourself!



And trust me- if the blog doesn't make you collapse in hysterics, read the comments...the lad is getting murdered and its only Day One....

[Lex Luger]

"spending any sort of money I earn on food and skinny jeans, and drinking my way to a financially blighted two-month trip to India and Thailand."

What a cock.

[diplodocus]

that's the funniest thing i've seen in ages

particularly like the blunt 'wot a load of shit' comment

[Deuce Bigolo]

Sounds like a wind-up to me

Taking the mickey out of the young rich ones who defer to travel but just end up acting like their at home getting pissed & laid

At least we wont have to listen to his voice like one annoying git i could name on Pilot guides

[diplodocus]

lol, found another great comment from one of his friends, I really hope this is real


'Hey everyone, I'm Max's friend and he's a real genuine guy and a dude with a passion for travel writing and writing in general. So go easy on him until you hear what he has to say. I guarantee you'll be impressed. And who knows, you might want to visit some of the places he's visited because you heard about it from this blog.

So what if he wears skinny jeans? All us kids do these days, don't hate us because you're old!

Oh, and he co-writes Skins, so he's obviously a real talent. AND he doesn't take any money from his parents at all, he shops at charity shops and everything.'

[Deuce Bigolo]

His fathers join the thread as well

How cosy

[stripeysydney]

I hope the little shit catches every nasty disease going, Rabies or something very tasty like that.

When I were a bit 'weell' younger, I used to work abroad as an engineer and luckily pricks like him were a bit thin on the ground, but sometimes you had the misfortune to meet the odd one; and they're always the same:
Intellectually (sometimes) smart, social skills, sadly lacking.

I don't know if anyone's noticed that the amount of condescension which he views India, like a f*****g kids playground, or is it just me?

I used to peruse 'The Gruniad' in days of yore until that old hag Germaine Greer started to spout drivel in a weekly column for them. Stopped buying it there and then. Started reading 'The torygraph', what happened? She started 'writing' for them!swear!

[Deuce Bigolo]

he's too smart for that

probably wake up one morning and find a large scar where his kidney used to be

[The Last Word]

Someone has commented that it's a bit of viral marketing for Skins. Not sure, but either way it's howlingly bad.

'Viral marketing', btw, is another term for 'marketing'.

[colonel]

A lovely comment posted about 'Max, [when in India] drink the water'.

Dibbsie is going to have a [well-earned] field day when he wakes up, and WZR/Zooter- who posted other things when I was posting this- could go up in everyone's expectations if he would denounce it as well.

Pure and simple, it is nepotism- poor nepotism at that- and nepotism is what the Guardian does well. As well as shitting on the poor.