Stockings & suspenders in porn

[Flat_Eric]

Am I alone in missing these?

They're completely absent in about 99.99% of modern smut.

At most, the best a punter can hope for is a pair of those ludicrous "stripper heels" and a pair of day-glo fluorescent fishnets - which I'm afraid are piss-poor substitutes.

I put it to the Committee that porn directors these days have no fucking clue how to dress their starlets.

And for that matter, what happened to all the normal-looking (yet still sexy) women - as opposed to the concrete-titted, girlishly-pretty "Barbie dolls" with pierced tongues and tattooed lower backs who look like they've just rolled off some porn-slut conveyor belt somewhere in Eastern Europe (and probably have)?

Is that the sole definition of "sexy" in 2008?

If so, then it's a sorry fucking state of affairs.

- Eric

[Robches]

I second the motion.

[Porn crackers]

I love stocks....

Some pics from Agnetha's FC dvd 882 Aka Viola Von Vild
And Sara's FC 925 aka Katie Lee.
Last three are of Katie's Suburban Amateurs Great set of Bloopers

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[Officer Dibble]

"Am I alone in missing these?"

No.


"They're completely absent in about 99.99% of modern smut."

Yeah, 'cause it's shite.


"I put it to the Committee that porn directors these days have no fucking clue how to dress their starlets."

I second that motion, and would also like to propose a further one - That porn 'stars' today have no idea how to dress themselves and no concept of femininity, sexual allure, tease, or eroticism.


"And for that matter, what happened to all the normal-looking (yet still sexy) women - as opposed to the concrete-titted, girlishly-pretty "Barbie dolls" with pierced tongues and tattooed lower backs who look like they've just rolled off some porn-slut conveyor belt somewhere in Eastern Europe (and probably have)?"

I'm afraid they all faded away between 95 - 2000.


"Is that the sole definition of "sexy" in 2008?"

I don't think it ever has been the definition of sexy. It's just the over enthusiastic hype of contemporary hormone crazed producers (as opposed to old fashioned businessmen) and a few lonely fans who can't get a real bird, and who wouldn't know how to treat one if they could. Imagine their chat up lines - "Cor you look 'ot'. Hey, reelly, reelly, luv your tats. Hehehe! Can I try mi cream pie speculum out on ya? Or would ya' prefer me ta fist ya' first? Hehehe!... Chortle, slobber, chortle...


If so, then it's a sorry fucking state of affairs.

Indeed it is, Sir.




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[Trumpton]

Flat_Eric wrote:

> And for that matter, what happened to all the normal-looking
> (yet still sexy) women - as opposed to the concrete-titted,
> girlishly-pretty "Barbie dolls" with pierced tongues and
> tattooed lower backs who look like they've just rolled off some
> porn-slut conveyor belt somewhere in Eastern Europe (and
> probably have)?

I'm given to understand that there's an inexhaustible supply of "porn-sluts" emanating from that part of the world.

[one eyed jack]

Theres a lot of girls wearing stockings in UK porn so I've observed in the past year. You must be looking in the wrong places Eric.

www.nylonstocking sluts.com is one such place. I've got a fair few on Real Couples sans day glo fishnets so I'm not reallysure what you are on about.

In fact now I think of it, there are loads.

[Flat_Eric]

one eyed jack wrote:

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Well Jack, you may have a point - up to a point!

But MY point was that whereas "the kit" used to be widely featured in all manner of mainstream smut, stockings & suspenders seem these days to be regarded as being very much a minority "niche interest" market - much the same as hairy pussies.

And in German & US porn, they're almost completely absent now.

Thanks for the tip-off about that site though (one of your own, perchance?!). I may even have to take a closer look at it when I have the time - especially if the movies are downloadable and not just streamed.

- Eric

[Trumpton]

Dodger and Vintage Flash feature stockings and suspenders.

[Officer Dibble]

"In fact now I think of it, there are loads."

Yeah, Tel, but problem is they're only wearing them 'cause the producer has given them to the model to put on that very day. They wouldn?t wear them in real life; they don't have any of their own. In fact many of them nowadays haven?t wore them before - ever! Consequently, when they put them on they look odd in them, awkward. Now combine that with the laddification (laddettes) of young women over the past 15 years and you can see why it just doesn?t work. Bizarre as it seems, they look like they are in drag!

Stockings and suspenders only work when a woman has a womanly, hourglass, figure- it's that curve off the suspender belt over the hips that does it. If the girls don't have hips (as is the case today) you might just as well dress your male studs up in them for all the effect it will have. Back in the day when women were still feminine, sexual, curvaceous creatures, they really wore stockings and suspenders to go out in - and not just at night. They knew the power that stockings and suspenders bestowed on a woman and how to use it to their advantage.

I recall a wonderful moment one day back in the 80's, when my girlfriend and I were walking past the fire station, just as the alarm was sounding and the Fire engine was pulling out into the street. Suddenly, a freak gust of wind caught my blonde girlfriend?s skirt and 'Marilyn Monroe style blew the whole thing above her head - revealing womanly hips and beautifully proportioned legs all clad in black seemed stockings, stilettos and a deep, black Dior garter belt. The fire engine, windows down, erupted into a cacophony of wolf whistles, ?WHAYHEY!?s and ?COR, LOOK AT THAT!?s. It was a totally unexpected, wonderfully erotic, feel good moment for all concerned ? not crass, ugly and sleazy, like in these horrid bitch-slapping, genealogical, pornos that are the norm now.


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