ukshag.com

[noj]

anyone know when this site is going to be fully operational??

[Buttsie]

Has been recently discussed,do a search under P R Mann Author
click on number 3-who is officer dibble?

Basically the site wasn't going to be advertised until mor content was added-someone on this forum broke the news prematurely.

cheers
B...OZ

[P R Mann]

Indeed Buttsie, it's only to be expected that once punters get a glimpse of the UK Shags splash page that they?d be chomping at the bit for more, but work was only started from scratch on this most excellent site last Sunday, so patience please. Now that the interface has been designed content will be able to be added more quickly. So keep checking as there will be some more pages going up during the course of the coming week.


P R Mann

[Ace]

Looks promising so far.......

[P R Mann]

Thank you for that vote of confidence Ace. We'll try to live up to your expectations.

P R Mann

[magoo]

I nearly fell over with shock when I recently received a HCC catalogue. First one I have had for about a year. Some of the films are pretty crap(apart from the UK ones which look most fine) but I always enjoy reading the editorial bits. I am glad to see that the tradition of humour that PR Mann/Dibble uses is now also spilling over into this UK Shags site.

I vote that Dibble should be made Chief Constable. It seems unfair that he is still just a constable after all of his years of service to the force. Perhaps his constant moaning about how crap modern porn/girls is/are has stopped his promotion. Or the fact that he has not learned how to do that funny handshake.

[Ace]

He dont want promotion......perfers to wield his truncheon and helmet!! He couldnt do THAT with a desk job!!

[jj]

Mine arrived today as well, quality of cat well up to usual standards. Must cost a bomb to produce........so OD can't sfford to but the funny apron.
Now, where's that Angels one?
Nag, nag, nag, nag...........

[P R Mann]

Indeed Magoo. Though I would beg to differ with your assertion that some of the films are ?crap? If they were they would not have been allowed page space. They may not all be to your taste but each one has some porno merit. We don?t just put anything in there, like some others, who think ?a porn film?s, a porn film? we choose carefully to try and cover all mainstream tastes with interesting material ? a formula that has proved successful since before HCC was even a twinkle in our eyes.

Glad to hear you enjoy our editorial and comment ? you?re obviously a man of unimpeachable taste in porno scribblers. You hear that jj? Magoo can?t get enough; he loves it! JJ was whinging about P R Mann blowing his own trumpet and that of his clients yesterday ? must be the heat. Maybe he doesn?t get it? P R Mann?s a cartoon character and like all good cartoon characters some of his facets are exaggerated - though I must confess that there are more than a few traces of his creator in there. Maybe JJ is like one of those old biddies who lace into ?Phil Mitchell? with their brollies when they see him down in Sainsbury?s, for cheating on ?Sharon? or whoever. He thinks it?s real!


P R Mann

[P R Mann]

Indeed it did cost "a bomb" sir. So I trust you'll be placing your customary mega order? Then when Vincenzo Rattatouie and Tony "The Tool" Cannelloni call back to collect their loan, I'll be sitting pretty.

P R Mann