Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer

[Arch Stanton]

DIRTY SANCHEZ
Dirty Sanchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of one's partner in the form of a mustache during sex. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape Screeched in which Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond acted as cameraman and narrator.


CLEVELAND STEAMER
The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest. There is also an alternative method where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual manner.

[colonel]

Surely the latter is the 'Oaten Special' from what my meejah sources say?

[fudgeflaps]

2 links; no comment from yourself.


What's your point, caller?!

Are you: a.) trying to enlighten us with this crude info (in adddition to your Mental Illness Personality Disorder Obsession); b.) using wikipedia to justify your existence as you have no initiative and opinion of your own; c.) just plain sad, or d.) all of the above?

Just posting wikipedia links is lame, my friend. If we wanted to research stuff, from mental illness to extracurricular shitting techniques, we can research it- and use wikipedia into the bargain- ourselves! The joy of the Internet.

Unlike yourself, most of us would form an opinion of our own based on previous knowledge and experience, as opposed to paraphrasing a dodgy source, the almighty wikipedia, ad nauseum like you do.

It's as if you are trying to force this stuff upon us- personality disorders, bizarre cack-habits- leading me to believe you are a little bit, erm, odd. !nerd!

So- you posted two links. Why, and what's your opinion on the issues raised?

Please: give it a rest. I think I speak for many when I say we're not that interested! !grin!

[colonel]

Personally, fudgey; I must say that in my humble opinion, he is a fucking doirty pervert.

[fudgeflaps]

Despite your opinion being humble, it seems accurate. Military precision from the colonel!

I've been away for a week or so............ pretty quiet around these parts.

[colonel]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> I've been away for a week or so............ pretty quiet around
> these parts.
>

One of the sad sideeffects of losing Zooter. However, the cuntery is down to near zero as well though- also as a result of losing Zooter.

[fudgeflaps]

The forum is far too nice, civil, and floral in general.

We need cunts, and the practice of cuntery, (far distinnguished from trolls and trollishness/trollism) to keep it interesting!!!!

[colonel]

I think ol' Arch's shit fantasies now put Sir Trumpy's Saturday night accidents well in the shade.

I crown Arch BGAFD KING OF SHIT.

I'm sorry, Trumpy. You are now a mere mortal like me.

[fudgeflaps]

Arch, The King of Shit, a right Regal Jobby, the Royal Floater: !bow!

Poor Trumpty, now turd in line to the throne. !grin!

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> I think ol' Arch's shit fantasies now put Sir Trumpy's Saturday
> night accidents well in the shade.

My Saturday night accidents were a rare occurrence. Only occasionally after consuming some dodgy food did I suffer from the trots.