Ever been to see this, Caradog?

[colonel]

[Pervert]

Nope, never made it as far as Shropshire, Colonel. Looks interesting, but unlikely to do much for my claustrophobia.

[colonel]

Claustrophobic, Caradog? Sorry.

[Pervert]

I am frightened of everything, Colonel. Including fear itself

Nah, if it's a big sized cave I wouldn't have any problems. But the very thought of potholing makes my blood run cold.

[colonel]

It's a hill , Caradog.

The site of Caractacus [Caradog] 's last stand ....no one is asking you to go in the cave!

[Pervert]

I saw the cave and freaked out.

Think I read about the place---featured in one of Phil Rickman's novels, which also mentioned an opera by Elgar called Caractacus.

Cheers, Colonel. May your missions always see you accompanied by three SAS bodyguards

[colonel]

LOL....just like Prince Harry's did?

[Sam Slater]

But the caves, old mines and dungeons in Tamriel are fine, Carac? !happy!

[Pervert]

No---I shite myself whenever I have to go into them, Sammy. That's why I wear extra-size Trumpy Special Pampers.

How's things, Sammy?

[colonel]

Tamriel?

Eh?

And surely 'Arch Stanton Special Pampers'?