What is it . . .

[Pervert]

. . . with these murdering fuckwits and their bizarre defences?

killer

[Sam Slater]

We can only be thankful that his excuse wouldn't wash with the simplest of Juries.

[colonel]

Every date I go on gets ruined by that kind of thing. My dry-cleaning bill is into the thousands.

[mrmcfister]

You're too quick to condemn.This man was obviously a victim of his circumstances.He had the knife to protect him and he probably got upset with the girl because she was rude to him.He can come and live me when he gets out and I will give him a job too....

[colonel]

I expect David Cameron will hug him and give him a grant.