Unfunniest Football Twats

[colonel]

Lineker- destroying Routemasters as you watch.

[chatterji]

"Lawro". "Wrightie".

All the pundits have had personality bypasses. Hansen and Shearer are two of the dullest men in the universe. At least Lineker has some presence. I have to admit though that I'm biased due to his great days at Spurs.

Away from the Beeb it's even worse: Townsend and Earl? I ask you.

I like Adrian Chiles. He is the ketchup of telly: he goes with anything. He's sharp, dry and a genuine fan (if slightly fanatical about Croatia). He should anchor all the channels.

My favourite commentator is McEnroe at Wimbledon. He's acidic, knowledegeable and passionate. We need a footballing euqivalent.

[Ace]

chatterji wrote:

> "Lawro". "Wrightie".


I agree whole heartedly with the above. Lawro fancies himself as a comic when commentating with Motty, ala his Sid Little to Lawro's Eddie Large.
Unfunny then and very unfunny now.

Wrighty is another who adds 'know what I mean?' after every other sentence making it totally annoying and losing the viewers intrest

[Trumpton]

I saw Linnekar fronting that Sports Relief business the other week. He looked as wooden as a pile of wooden planks at a wooden plank factory. Awful!

[bristolian]

I have said this all along. The biggest eejut of them all has to be Garth "growing fatter every day" Crooks. He is just doooo bad. He pontificates like he's on Newsnight Review, with his faux-wise judgements and general nonsense. He also said no-one wanted to see Bristol Rovers in the FA Cup semis. Yeah 'cause watching Chelski v an other squillionaire side is great entertainment, screaming at refs, cheating and generally conning the fans. Twat.

[Dave Wells]

They're all twats but Jimmy Hill was by miles the biggest twat of them all. He was a fucking idiot !

[Ace]

Jimmy attacked me and several others with a riding crop in 1983 when he was out fox hunting in Warwickshire. I, and several anti-blood sports protesters were subjected to filthy vile language that would make a docker blush, then a few days later he was fronting Match of the Day with that insincere smile.
Yes Dave, he's a right twat

[beutelwolf]

hj4u wrote:

> Bad boy Linneker -thinks he's a fucking comedian.And that cunt
> Gordon Strachan,he must rehearse his lines all night.These pair
> look as if they are receiving rapturous applause at any joke
> they try.

That is, because in relative terms they are much more bearable than the rest of them - Adrian Chiles excepted.

I still remember the day when ITV had Gazza as a pundit at a world cup, I think in 2002. Oh Boy!

[crofter]

Agreed with Garth erm "whiter than white" Crooks, how annoying is this evangelical lightweight cunt dressed up as a serious presenter??

How about these:
TONY ADAMS - no wonder this boring cunt was addicted to drink/drugs and gambling as he has to go down as the most boring cunt I have ever heard prattle on ...
MARCEL DESAILLY - absolute embarrassment, I cringe when he is asked to summarise something up in a couple of words ... yeah and can we have a fucking translator at hand next time.

I also think that Adrian Chiles has started to take over the BBC with him seemingly turning up on everything at the moment ... cunt must be loaded, hope he is aware that over-exposure like this will NOT make him popular (apart from the bank manager).