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A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:28 pm
by Officer Dibble
HA HA HA! Check it out. Labour MP gets thugged over and robbed by a gang of pikey chavs (known as 'neds' in Scotland). That'll fuckin' teach her to respect their rights and bung 'em bigger benefits! Ha ha ha!

Of course I wouldn't normally express any schadenfreude when an ordinary citizen is waylaid and robbed. But seeing as it's a Labour luvvie who bends over backwards for the scum of society, at the expense of decent folk, well I have to admit the irony of it fair put a spring in my step.

And guess what the sniffy fucker said about them? She said "These people are just scum. Just nasty, horrible people..." Ha, ha, ha!... Ha, ha, ha!... So what's happened to the NuLabour 'Respect Agenda' then, Mrs. Moffat? Soon forgot about that, haven't ya, ya snoty cow? Ha, ha, ha!... Chortle, chortle, chortle...



No, but seriously, it's good to see these elitist fuckers getting a taste of what their policies are doing to the nation - it's normally ordinary (but decent) folks on estates who bare the brunt.





Officer Dibble ? Happy days are here again, trola la la la, trola la la la?




Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:33 am
by Nob3y
Of course she couldnt fight back as it would be against the muggers human rights.


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:21 am
by Ace
I laughed at her comments about the little thugs as well, wonder if she'll have a change of heart when pulled up by her bosses?


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:45 am
by Steve R
Delicious irony.


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:51 am
by Delirium


Anne Moffat: ?The physical scars will heal eventually but these people are the scum of society.?

Perhaps a better title for this thread would have been 'poetic justice' !laugh!

Anne Moffat: "and the fact they are going around my village is awful"

So I assume it wouldn't be "awful" if they were in someone else's village?

The youths stole Ms Moffat?s necklace, rings, a watch and ?20 cash.

Never mind... I'm sure you'll be able to make an expenses claim for your stolen property.

I particularly liked this reader comment from 'popeye' of Daventry:

"They are not scum Mrs.Moffat,they are a product of new labour.The people who created them are the scum."

All we need now is for Aynsley Green to be on the arse end, of an arse-kicking from a bunch of misunderstood, knife-wielding yoofs.!laugh!

Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:58 am
by Mojo
The foreigner deserved all she got.

Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:31 am
by Deano!
Reminds me of an old 'Not the Nine o'clock News' skit where Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson have a studio debate about the crime rate amongst Briton's youth.

Its the one where Mel is the local Conservative candidate and wants to have the little turds beaten senseless etc. Pam plays the social justice youth worker type and squirms with impatience waiting to have her say. But instead of disagreeing, she wholeheartedly agrees and wants to stove the little buggers heads in etc. The scene ends with the two of them eagerly boasting how much of a kicking they'd love to give 'em.


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:38 am
by Robches
Yes, that was a great sketch: "I know these kids, I understand their problems, and the only thing that will stop them offending is to cut their goolies off." As true then as it is now.


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:11 am
by crofter
Foreigner!! WTF Mojo please explain ...!swear!
I find it quite funny that Dibble who has been in anti-chav mode for years finds it humorous that these low life cunts finally found a victim that deserved it (in his eyes). Not sure how Labour are to blame for producing these inbred muppets, but I am pretty sure that the problem is just to vote Tory at the next election and this problem will cease to exist.


Re: A Crime of Irony?

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 11:34 am
by Flat_Eric
crofter wrote:

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Will the Tories fare any better? Remains to be seen. Maybe, maybe not. In any case the problem can't be solved overnight.

But remember in 1997 how Labour were banging on in the run-up to the election about how - once elected - they were going to be "touch on crime, tough on the causes of crime"?

Well - they've had 11 years to deliver on those pledges, but have failed spectacularly on both counts.

So yes, they have to hold up their hands and accept responsibility for how bad things have got.

- Eric