Postman Pat

[Wendy]

Is nothing safe! A few weeks ago I sent two of my videos off to the BBFC for certification. They were posted recorded delivery and guess what? Not having heard from the BBFC we called them and they said they?d never received them. So, it seems Postman Pat had nicked them! Nice eh?

Wendy

[richie rich]

That's bad luck Wendy, has happened to most of us I think, it doesn't seem to matter where you are in the country, the thieving twats seem to still do it.

But saying that Wendy, recorded delivery should allow you to trace it, I will make a couple of enquiries.

Can I be cheeky and ask which video's were sent away, that we will hopefully seeing soon???

Richie xx

[jj]

Recorded Delivery is non-secure, i.e. it travels with the ordinary mail: only at the delivery point is a signature required, although I know from experience that the paperwork is often less than diligently-kept.
In future, please register all such items so that we aren't deprived of your latest adventures.

[richie rich]

Wendy, on the reciept you got when you sent it recorded delivery there should be a number which you can use on the royal mail website to monitor your parcel, try here:



whether it was special delivery or recorded you should be able to still trace it with the specific number.

The royal mail website is :

Hope this helps in some way, let us know how you get on.

Richie xx

[Wendy]

Thanks everyone. We'd already tried the trace but there was no trace! Seeing as you asked the videos were:-

'Wendy's Stud Hunt' with me and Sasha

'The Perfect Arrangement' with me, Faye Rampton and Laura
Hermonson

..and now going with these re-sends is...

'The Great British Orgy' with me (surprise!), Alice, Sasha, Faye and Shaz + 5 well hung guys!

Incidentally, already lined up for for 'The Great British Orgy 2' are Autumun and Sandie.

Kisses,

Wendy XXX

[Shaun?]

So if these films appear in pubs nearby you gonna kick some ass?

[richie rich]

That's a shame Wendy, looks like they got a way with it then. The "special delivery" is definitley the best way that I have found to send important stuff.

On the subject of the new films, wow! Can't wait to see them all, better get saving my pennies now. The Great British Orgy 2 already sounds like it's going to be a cracker with the lovely Autumn and Sandie, will be good to see who you manage to get to fill the other holes, ooer, I mean fill the other vacancies.

[Lizard]

four and twenty postman
gathered round a telly
looking at my tit,s and arse
and letching at my belly.

the censors never got my films
I even paid my fee
cos some sad fucka,s nicked them
and not bbfc.

so postie if your reading this
and feeling some remorse
have a wank, and send them back!
first class post of course!

William (Lizard)Wordsworth.......tea drinker par excellence

[Crimpo]

Superb Lizard - well done that man!

Now after that momentary pause - back to thinking about Sandie and Autumn in a gangbang...hmmnnnn......

[richy]

There is also , and use the tracking link.