Wanking is good for you

[Guilbert]

Found this report (from 2003) saying that masturbation is a good thing for men as it cuts the chance of prostate cancer.

No need to feel guilty any more:



You can say to the wife or girlfriend "just watching this porn darling, to help cut my chances of getting cancer"

[Johnnyboy 22]

Ive been saying that for ages a wank a day helps you work rest and play haha.

[Floydoid]

Thank goodness for some common sense at last. I was of that generation that were told wanking would make you go blind or cause other types of irreparable damage. I remember back in the 1970's reading an older medical book which listed the topic of masturbation under 'mental illnesses'.

Thank goodness things have changed.

(With almost 40 years experience of 'the matter in hand' I'm still a fully functioning human being with most (if not all) of my marbles are still intact.)

[BGAFD Admin]

According to Germaine Greer, masturbation is "50 times worse than frequenting prostitutes".

We asked the BGAFD accounts division to come up with a comparable figure for masturbation vs. prostate cancer. By their reckoning masturbation is 1,000,000,652,351,104.004387 times better than prostate cancer. So that's an overall win for wanking. Phew!

[Lizard]

Did you do that on the admin's abacus? thank god for trusted technology.

[Floydoid]

BGAFD Admin wrote:

> According to Germaine Greer, masturbation is "50 times worse than frequenting prostitutes"

Oh that woman does talk some drivel... but I can't make the comparison as I've never done the latter.

[steve56]

Its cheaper though!BGAFD Admin wrote:

> According to Germaine Greer, masturbation is
> "50
> times worse than frequenting prostitutes".
>
> We asked the BGAFD accounts division to come up with a
> comparable figure for masturbation vs. prostate cancer. By
> their reckoning masturbation is 1,000,000,652,351,104.004387
> times better than prostate cancer. So that's an overall win for
> wanking. Phew!