Would you fuck Jacqui Smith or...

[Arch Stanton]

would you prefer to "acquant" yourself with an "adult movie" ?

[Arch Stanton]

I meant ACQUAINT

[andy at handiwork]

You know how sometimes you need a thought to get rid of that embarrassing stiffy when you are sitting on the tube? You've given me a new one to use. i suppose that answers the first part of your question.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Yes. And Hazel Blears. And I need to get out more!!

[Flat_Eric]

I always thought that Teresa May or Edwina Currie wouldn't look out of place doing "housewife porn". Or "posh housewife porn" at any rate.

- Eric

[andy at handiwork]

There goes another stiffy.

[johnsix]

Well they have both fucked us so......

[JonnyHungwell]

If I owned a big donkey I wouldn't let him shag Jacqui Smith - although I'd let him at the husband !wink!

[biffalo]

I'd do her. Along with Harriet, Theresa and Edwina.

[David Johnson]

Hi
I would prefer to acquaint myself with her. Have you not seen the expenses she gets and that includes free porn!

Cheers
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