Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

[hotmandy69]

Some good news for Hay Fever sufferers - especially here i am quite sure! Apparently http://hotmandy.wordpress.com/2009/04/0 ... hay-fever/ having a wank can help alleviate the symptoms of Hay Fever! What do we think of this? Its a New scientist thing, so im guessing there must be some truth behind it all? Anyone here have hay fever... we could do our own BGAFD "clinical" trial! xxx

[MegaTon]

Explains why i don't get it then lol

[JonnyHungwell]

That article is rubbish, anyone who gets hot may receive momentary relief from a blocked nose - maybe ejaculation has the same effect, but for about 30 seconds, then it's back to normal. Also it wouldn't stop streaming nose and eyes. Anything coming from Tabriz University is likely to be bullshit

[hotmandy69]

I thought the fact it was in New Scientist would mean it would have a fair bit of credibilty tho! I dont suffer Hay Fever, so i wouldnt know, but still, even if it is momentary releif, its a pretty good excuse for a bit of bishop bashing dont you think! Lol x

[laralatex]

It's not true. I know a load of wankers and they're always getting hayfever !wink!

[Dace]

yep. It definitely ain't true

[hotmandy69]

i have also seen this reported in quite a lot of the papers this week; metro, london lite and london paper to name a few. However they do not stay true to the origninal New Scientist article instead citing that it is sex and not masturbation that is the cure! Whats the taboo about wanking? The cure reported by the papers discriminates against single people! It should just be reported that cumming is the cure, how you do it is up to you x

[JonnyHungwell]

I've suffered from it for years and never found anything to relieve the symptoms once they start - just a case of having to use a kitchen roll, as tissues are useless.

[Sarah Kelly]

OR.... is this what adolescent lads are know telling their girlfriends,along with"Ill be sick if you dont" and " you would if you loved me"... and if true,Will the NHS set up wank clinics or do we all go private?

[hotmandy69]

Wank clinics; hilarious! I was wondering if you'd be able to get a doctors note for work to go on wank breaks. x