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Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:37 am
by hotmandy69
Some good news for Hay Fever sufferers - especially here i am quite sure! Apparently http://hotmandy.wordpress.com/2009/04/0 ... hay-fever/ having a wank can help alleviate the symptoms of Hay Fever! What do we think of this? Its a New scientist thing, so im guessing there must be some truth behind it all? Anyone here have hay fever... we could do our own BGAFD "clinical" trial! xxx


Re: Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:38 am
by MegaTon
Explains why i don't get it then lol

Re: Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:15 pm
by JonnyHungwell
That article is rubbish, anyone who gets hot may receive momentary relief from a blocked nose - maybe ejaculation has the same effect, but for about 30 seconds, then it's back to normal. Also it wouldn't stop streaming nose and eyes. Anything coming from Tabriz University is likely to be bullshit :)

Re: Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:23 pm
by hotmandy69
I thought the fact it was in New Scientist would mean it would have a fair bit of credibilty tho! I dont suffer Hay Fever, so i wouldnt know, but still, even if it is momentary releif, its a pretty good excuse for a bit of bishop bashing dont you think! Lol x


Believe me....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:20 am
by laralatex
It's not true. I know a load of wankers and they're always getting hayfever !wink!


Re: Believe me....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:37 pm
by Dace
yep. It definitely ain't true

Re: Believe me....

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:10 am
by hotmandy69
i have also seen this reported in quite a lot of the papers this week; metro, london lite and london paper to name a few. However they do not stay true to the origninal New Scientist article instead citing that it is sex and not masturbation that is the cure! Whats the taboo about wanking? The cure reported by the papers discriminates against single people! It should just be reported that cumming is the cure, how you do it is up to you ;-) x


Re: Masturbation is the cure for Hay Fever?!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:24 pm
by JonnyHungwell
I've suffered from it for years and never found anything to relieve the symptoms once they start - just a case of having to use a kitchen roll, as tissues are useless.

Re: Believe me....

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:33 pm
by Sarah Kelly
OR.... is this what adolescent lads are know telling their girlfriends,along with"Ill be sick if you dont" and " you would if you loved me"... and if true,Will the NHS set up wank clinics or do we all go private?

Re: Believe me....

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:39 am
by hotmandy69
Wank clinics; hilarious! I was wondering if you'd be able to get a doctors note for work to go on wank breaks. :-) x