Jodhpurs - Silliest Pants Ever?

[Deano!]

The Lizard had raised the subject of pants with the arse almost dragging on the ground. I agree, they're a practical joke by the fashion industry to see how fucking daft they can get before people wake up.

I would like to say that the old favourite - jodhpurs makes anyone wearing them while not on a horse look hilarious. The fact that military dictators love them only makes them all the funnier. Clowns must be jealous they didn't think of them first!

[Nob3y]

pants?
dont you mean trousers ?

[JonnyHungwell]

I can't help laugh at the daft twunts who wear those baggyish shorts that stop about 2 inches above their socks - nearly the same as those short trousers that also stop about 2 inches above their socks. The difference being the long shorts seem to be favoured by skate board types and made of rugged material and just make the wearer look stupid - whereas the short long pants just make any bloke look like a right puff, especially the white thin cotton ones

[JonnyHungwell]

Apparently Madonna has just tossed off a horse !shocked!

[JonnyHungwell]

Just read the story again - she was tossed off a horse ---- BUT it was in the HAMPTONS !wink! Something she's no stranger to.

[Floydoid]

Ivor Tiddler wrote:

> My experience of jodhpurs has been a good one. And not a horse in sight.
>

But she looks ready for a jolly good ride!

Is that the gorgeous Faye Rampton btw? (my eyes are not too good these days)

[Floydoid]

Thanks mate, I'm glad about that... Faye looks pretty tasty in or out of anything. And might I add that Miss Rampton has an arse to die for?

[Deano!]

Ivor Tiddler wrote:

> My experience of jodhpurs has been a good one. And not a horse
> in sight. (image snipped)

Ahh, but I dont think they're yer actual jodhpurs. They are those skin tight horse riding thingies, and I have to agree that a girl with a raunchy arse looks extra good in them.

Jodhpurs are the pants that have ridiculously wide thighs - apparently held out with wire or something and are often seen tucked into knee high boots. Prince Charles and Hitler have both worn them (except Hitler only rode horses - he didn't root them like Chuck does).