Adolf Hitler's giant cattle now in the UK...

[max_tranmere]

I've just read this. Adolf Hitler got his scientists to re-introduce a breed of cattle that had become extinct, these beasts had last roamed in the 17th century. They are called Heck cattle, after the two geneticists that Adolf commissioned to re-introduce them, and they are now roaming in Britain after a farmer imported some of them. Heck cattle, which are the size of a rhino, can now be seen walking the fields of Britain. Interesting how 64 years after the evil man met his end, something he commissioned has now been imported into Britain, the numbers of which will expand and expand, and will be here forever.

[Steve R]

.....und zey vill graze fur ein thousand years!

[andy at handiwork]

Better get rid of those motorways, based on the autobahns, as well, whilst we're at it.

[Jonone]

Didn't he commission the VW Beetle too ?

[The Last Word]

Giant cattle from the 17th century?

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?

[max_tranmere]

The fact they are the size of a rhino is pretty freaky. Imagine rambling across the South Downs and you come face to face with a herd of them! Scary...

[JonnyHungwell]

Just the same as Audi, BMW, MAN, Siemens - they're all essentially Nazi companies. they've been here for years.

[max_tranmere]

I do believe the Daily Mail was started by people of that ilk too (for real).