The paradox of the Keiths

[colonel]

It has come to many people's attention of the multiplicity of Keiths on here now.

To aid you- and particularly Sam Slater who brought the 'issue' up in the first place- here are some suggestions.

Max and Reggie will remain KEITH.

Arch will become LEE VAN KEITH in honour of the Westerns legend John Wayne.

Sam will become LEE VAN DRIVER in honour of BGAFD legend Lee Van Keith.


I hope that that is clearer.

To understand the logic behind it, here is a film to help you:

[Sam Slater]

After the mods deleted our recent posts regarding this matter I'm surprised you thought it was ok to make a thread solely based on the subject.

What are you up to, colonel? (it's obvious to me but I want you to say it)

[Jonone]

bloody postmodernism !