Willy & Hasser !

[Dave Wells]

Did anyone see that interview with the pair of pompus pricks the other day ? Put together like that isn't it as plain as day that they have different dads ? The differences are obvious. And don't they look like their respective fathers.

[Dick Moby]

I'd be willing to pay for a dna check on those two but what happens if Charlie is the dad of neither of them ?