Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven

[Steve R]

Saint Peter told him:

"Don't blame it on the sunshine.....

Don't blame it on the moonlight......

Don't blame it on the good times.....

Blame it on the buggery."

[Floydoid]

Unconfirmed reports that Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on after tripping over a pram .....

Doctors said it was too early to blame it on the buggie.

[Steve R]

!laugh!

[we8derby]

2 paramedics arrive at michael jackson's house to answer the 911 call. The 1st asks the 2nd what they should try first? To which the 2nd replies "well i don't know about you but i reckon the ferris wheel"

[JonnyHungwell]

Apparently he did come over a little queer before he died!!!

[Floydoid]

Apparently he can't be cremated because it's against state laws to burn plastic, but sources say he could be melted down into action figures so kids can still play with him.

[Jonesy]

Apparently he can't be cremated because it's against state laws
to burn plastic, but sources say he could be melted down into
plastic carrier bags, where he can remain white and dangerous to children

[Deano!]

Quite right too - for instance we crack jokes like:- Michael Jackson died after having an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

[steve56]

Wasnt it Chris Tarrant years ago that 1st called him Whacko Jacko