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Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:51 pm
by Steve R
Saint Peter told him:
"Don't blame it on the sunshine.....
Don't blame it on the moonlight......
Don't blame it on the good times.....
Blame it on the buggery."
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:27 pm
by Floydoid
Unconfirmed reports that Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on after tripping over a pram .....
Doctors said it was too early to blame it on the buggie.
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:38 pm
by Steve R
!laugh!
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:56 pm
by we8derby
2 paramedics arrive at michael jackson's house to answer the 911 call. The 1st asks the 2nd what they should try first? To which the 2nd replies "well i don't know about you but i reckon the ferris wheel"
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:06 pm
by JonnyHungwell
Apparently he did come over a little queer before he died!!!
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:35 pm
by Floydoid
Apparently he can't be cremated because it's against state laws to burn plastic, but sources say he could be melted down into action figures so kids can still play with him.
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:37 pm
by Jonesy
Apparently he can't be cremated because it's against state laws
to burn plastic, but sources say he could be melted down into
plastic carrier bags, where he can remain white and dangerous to children
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:17 am
by Deano!
Quite right too - for instance we crack jokes like:- Michael Jackson died after having an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
Re: Michael Jackson Refused Entry To Heaven
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:33 am
by steve56
Wasnt it Chris Tarrant years ago that 1st called him Whacko Jacko